<
operating system, exception> The
Amiga equivalent of
Unix's
panic (sometimes just called a "
guru" or "
guru
event"). When the system crashes, a cryptic message of the
form "
GURU MEDITATION #XXXXXXXX.YYYYYYYY" may appear,
indicating what the problem was. An Amiga
guru can figure
things out from the numbers.
In the earliest days of the Amiga, there was a device called a
"Joyboard" which was basically a plastic board built onto a
joystick-like device; it was sold with a skiing game cartridge
for the Atari game machine. It is said that whenever the
prototype OS crashed, the system programmer responsible would
concentrate on a solution while sitting cross-legged, balanced
on a Joyboard, resembling a meditating
guru. Sadly, the joke
was removed in AmigaOS 2.04.
The
Jargon File claimed that a
guru event had to be
followed by a
Vulcan nerve pinch but, according to a
correspondent, a mouse click was enough to start a reboot.
(2002-06-25)